12.05.2010

Tied Down?

Tied Down, by Edgar A. Guest

"They tie you down," a woman said,
Whose cheeks should have been flaming red
With shame to speak of children so.


"When babies come you cannot go
In search of pleasure with your friends,
And all your happy wandering ends.
The things you like you cannot do,
For babies make a slave of you."


I looked at her and said: "'Tis true
That children make a slave of you,
And tie you down with many a knot,
But have you never thought to what
It is of happiness and pride
That little babies have you tied?


Do you not miss the greater joys
That come with little girls and boys?
"They tie you down to laughter rare,
To hours of smiles and hours of care,
To nights of watching and to fears;
Sometimes they tie you down to tears
And then repay you with a smile,
And make your trouble all worth while.


They tie you fast to chubby feet,
And cheeks of pink and kisses sweet.
"They fasten you with cords of love
To God divine, who reigns above.
They tie you, whereso'er you roam,
Unto the little place called home;
And over sea or railroad track
They tug at you to bring you back.
The happiest people in the town
Are those the babies have tied down.


"Oh, go your selfish way and free,
But hampered I would rather be,
Yes rather than a kingly crown
I would be, what you term, tied down;
Tied down to dancing eyes and charms,
Held fast by chubby, dimpled arms,
The fettered slave of girl and boy,
And win from them earth's finest joy."

12.02.2010

Faker...

Should I be concerned that Mary Catherine has already discovered the art of faking her emotions?

I have witnessed her obvious attempts at fake crying, fake coughing, and most recently fake sobbing. She was just walking around the room making this noise like she was sobbing and trying to catch her breath... totally fake. She even came up to me and put her head on my shoulder just to complete the effect.

11.22.2010

Wow...Hilarious



Very funny and sadly accurate portrayal of what I hear when I leave my house...just add the 'ARE ALL THESE CHILDREN YOURS??" astonished gasping to this...

{remember to double click to open in youtube so it will be larger.}

11.05.2010

Hats...

We decided to try on our winter hats to see if we had enough for the chilly weather.  I took some pictures because the babies were so funny about the hats.  Henry's is a little tight, but I still took some pictures anyway.  I practically had to peel it off his head. 

Henry was intrigued by the hat.

"Haaaaaat!"  Mary Catherine tried on this one first.

  And then she moved on to this one, which was a better fit.
I call this her 'sneaky drool face'.

Henry found some glasses and insisted on wearing them.
Every time he put them on he said, "Dada...Dada".

Is he channeling Ray Charles?

Who can resist this face?
{She found her pappy on the floor.  They are supposed to stay in her crib, but I think she tosses at least one out during nap time so that she can go get it later.}

Opera Singing or Throat Exam??



11.03.2010

First Few Steps...

Henry just walked his first few steps across my room.  For a second I didn't even realize what was happening, but then it hit me that he hasn't walked yet.  It seemed so natural that I think I was thinking he was just another toddler walking around my house. 

I tried to get him to do it again, but no such luck.  We'll see how long it takes until he's walking all of the time. 

It took Mary Catherine about three weeks from her first steps to fully walking. 

10.27.2010

It's Just A Phase...

I'm keep telling myself lately, "It's just a phase..." as I try to tolerate the twins' behavior right now.  

Surviving this age with three other children should have prepared me, but honestly it's much worse with twins. 

Right now, they both have a severe case of 'mommy-itis' and it's about to put me under.  When you only have one child that screams hysterically when you leave the room you can go pick up that child if you don't want to hear it.  However, with twins it doesn't work like that because you cannot function while struggling to hold two toddlers. 

I spend a great deal of my day on the floor with the two of them while attempting to school the other three, but sometimes I have to get up and get stuff accomplished!  Today, I had to shut my bedroom door just so I could make my bed without them attempting to crawl up my legs while screaming.  They stood outside the door crying the entire time. 

Anyone who knows me, knows that I can tolerate a great deal of crying if my child is not in pain/hungry/wet/tired, but hearing this mess in stereo is ridiculous. 

Poor Kinsey said she could not even concentrate earlier today and I cannot blame her.  I cannot even think. 

I have been putting them in the crib in my room when they continue to walk around me crying and screaming because I have to do something to eliminate this behavior.  Never once have they stopped crying in the crib.  They scream and scream and scream without ceasing.  I think they are still a little young to see that A + B = C, but at least they are safe in there and I can finish what I need to do. 

It's not like I'm trying to do unnecessary stuff either.  Just ask Jason.  Housework has been all but forgotten in this season.   If I can homeschool and feed children all day while dealing with my twinkies then I consider that a success.  It's just a phase and it soon will pass...

Whew.  I feel better.  I just had to write this down for the books so when they read this they will know they weren't all cuteness and sugar... 

10.14.2010

Ni-Nis and Pappies

Henry has a small blanket that he calls "Ni-Ni" and he holds it when he sucks his thumb.  Unless we are traveling, I do not allow "Ni-Ni" to leave his crib because I don't want him sucking his thumb. 

Mary Catherine sucks a pacifier that we call "Pappy".  Before she can get out of the crib she has to take her pappy out of her mouth. 

My babies are so crazy for these things that they will stay in their cribs just to be able to suck their thumbs and pacifiers. 

I say, "Fine by me!"  Eventually, they give up and come out.